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this morning we opened up our pokã©mon go app and we saw dj khaled on the map. in miami. so what we're doing right now is that we're driving to his location in the map. so we're hoping to find him. the encounter can be dangerous, unpredictable. when you corner a homogeneous khalidius you need to act cautiously and calmy

but we do have all the special pokã©balls that are required to capture a pokã©mon of his caliber. so really looking forward to seeing what happens here guys. --meet dj khaled. (guard) oh okay. what's your name? ethan. (guard) ethan, give me one second and what's your name? hila. (guard) hila. give me one second.

cool. thanks. (keypad beeping) (deep exhale) what is our life right now dude? we're sitting here. waiting for khaled to give us the thumbs up i don't know if he knows who we are maybe he's peeping through, like, the security camera right there (hila laughs)

and he sees my fuckin stupid ass face, and all of a sudden it's clicking for him and then he's giving us no clearence. i don't know what's happening but i'm nervous. they're watching me in that camera they think i'm going crazy dude(hila laughing) they're gonna think i'm gonna kill him. i'm not here to hurt to him dude. i just wanna put him in a pokã©ball.

(music) so we're sitting here on the couch i don't know if i'm supposed to talk in here. but i think he's right in the studio over there. and um. (whispering)i don't know if we're supposed to talk. (whispering)i'm scared. i don't know what to do. we're considering running, bouncing but we already parked our car and they closed the gate so

too late. it's too late to bounce. it's too late to leave. i guess we're just gonna have to wait it out and see what happens behind that door. i wonder if pitbull is in there. that'd be dope to meet him. lil' wayne would be dope, if he's there. maybe his boy, ivan the one who filmed him in the shower but mostly i want to meet ivan.

can we leave? we could jump the fence. just leave the car here. that'd be a clean escape. ( khaled ) give me your name my brother. me...me. i'm ethan and that's hila. ( khaled ) came to hang out with me in miami um and i'm recording my album they gotta hear some exclusives

(ethan) ooohhhh crazy. (khaled) so be ready. you know what i'm sayin'? (ethan) definitely. (khaled) miami. dj khaled. we the best. and i appreciate y'all comin out here hanging out with me. (ethan) thank you. appreciate you--- (khaled) let's have dinner now. finger lickin style. (ethan) by the way,

i wanted to apologize for bootlegging your merch (khaled) oh let me see. oh damn i didn't see that. (ethan) your store was sold out. we had to make our own merch. (khaled) i like that! (ethan) that's one of my favorite moments. (khaled) yeah yeah. def---listen you know something crazy is that umm

i just scheduled myself to go back to the bahamas (ethan and hila)oohh. (ethan)same spot? (khaled) and i'm timing it cause you know i got another number 1 i got a few more number 1 records comin. (ethan) ooohhh are we gonna get another bahamas celebrate? (khaled) yeah we gonna get another celebration. so just stay tuned (?) (ethan) ohhh, i'm ready i can't wait i know this sounds weird but

do you not recognize us at all? cause we've made like a lot of videos about you that have like millions of views on youtube. (khaled) i probably do. y'all do look familiar i'm not gonna lie. see look. i might. you know. (ethan) it's okay if you don't. (khaled) no--you're--you're. i'm not even lying. (ethan) it's interesting because they have like

10 million views probably on videos we've made about you, on youtube (khaled) well we're gonna watch them again tonight (ethan) okay okay, just curious (khaled) i think i have seen them(ethan) ok, just curious so, so it was meant to be for us to meet (ethan and hila) yeah i think so (khaled) yeah, i like that (ethan) how's it feel to be scooping and fingerlicking in dj kahleds studio, hila? (hila) no words

(khaled) it's the greatest thing in life (ethan) it doesn't get weirder than this to he honest that's that's the famous rice (hila) yeah (ethan) from, celebrating in the bahamas -- that's the rice is that rice?! wow, it's rice, dude! he made it! this is not, fupa loss friendly food but uh-- i'm gonna skip that concern today

(khaled) i love the meatloaf, i love the lobster i love the chicken wings, and i love the red velvet cake. the red velvet cake, a problem (ethan) so this is it (khaled) it's red velvet (ethan) this is the crown, this is the crown jewel- of finger lickin' (khaled) there's red velvet cakes, then there's a finger lickin' red velvet cakes (ethan) alright, okay (khaled) theres a difference, there is, i'm just bein' honest, go ahead try it

(ethan) now whats the perfect bite, cause i got a little-- cake, and (khaled) any piece of the cake is amazin' (ethan) you know your food (man in background) he does, honestly (ethan) you know what, dog, i gotta say, when i watched you eating finger lickin' i thought "he's exaggerating, he doesn't love it that much" (khaled) you know- lemme tell you somethin, that the- they key with me is if you ever seen me, uh, promote for anything, it's gotta be something i love you know what i mean?

something that i can connect to, or i like. um you know, of course youre gonna get opportunities, and it comes in your life, you might try it new at that one point and see if you like it but when it comes to that food? (laughs)i'ma keep it so real. (ethan) our fans are always asking me to do snapchat, but i dont get it, i feel like somethings missing can you teach me how to snapchat? (khaled) it's all about- it's all about the iconic angles, see like-- (ethan) yeaah

(khaled) i'll show ya', like, you can see- (ethan) oh you gotta flip it around. (khaled) you gotta catch that iconic angle like (ethan) yeah (khaled) you know what i'm sayin'? and you gotta get positive- you gotta get a positive keys it's the iconic angle, like everything gotta be iconic (ethan) this is gonna be my first snap so lets try this, iconic-

(khaled) yeah, it's the angle, like-- (ethan) so, this is-, here this is h3h3 productions (khaled) yes, so the key, when you get on snap you gotta put a good message out there, positive- (ethan) good message, and iconic- (khaled) uplift yourself so you can uplift others, you know (ethan) hey people waddup, just wanna say-- (khaled) bless up (ethan) oh- we ran outta time.. (khaled) you know that's why you gotta snap it up, snap it up

(man in back) gotta snap!, just get snappin' (ethan) so i add it on my stories, next (khaled) yes (ethan) then start over.. snap it up! hey guys! continuing my last snap! (khaled) you see it, you see it (ethan) iconic angle, good message, everybody havin a good day (khaled) major key- (ethan) keep havin a good day, i'm here with dj khaled

iconic angles, and droppin' craazy snaps ohh! so this is ivan the legend the director of dj khaled in the bahamas, celebrate number one this is the guy! that- (ivan) that was me recording that (ethan) the sho- the infamous shower scene (khaled) i want you to film me takin' a shower

(ethan) the- the pouring the champagne underwater scene what else were you behind, i mean (hila) were you in the- what about the sex scene? (ethan) the sex scene! who shot the sex scene?! (ivan) oh man... (ethan) that was ivan!! ivan shot the sex scene (ivan) that was all acting (ethan) what happened, in that scene dude, (ivan) it was just for the camera-

(ethan)who was underneath him? (ivan) - it was all just for the camera, uh.. his lady (ethan) oka- wow what inspired that- (ivan) they all had clothes on, it was all acting, crazy though (ethan) yeah- i know, i assumed but- (ivan) he told me 'yeah lets do this real quick', i'm like- are you sure...? i don't think we should release this.. he was like 'nah dog everybody's gonna go crazy' (ethan) he was right- this shot is legendary

that shot- oh man..that's (ivan) you agree? ever since that i'm like 'man i shoulda took my name off that thing' daaaaaamn.. (ethan) i've talked to dj khaled enough, dude i get it, i'm here to see whats up with ivan dude, he's seen some shit (ivan) i've seen, a lot of shit, a lot of shit, (ethan) so this is called the dj khaled documentary and uh. i hope you enjoy it (khaled in the video) its the biggest album in the game my brotha'

(khaled in the video) you smart you loyal! (khaled) oh man... (khaled in video) woo (khaled in the video) its the pathway to more success.. (khaled in the video) (nonsense) (khaled) yo ii think i've seen this this's crazy (ivan) i think i have seen this now (ethan) oh you've seen it? (khaled) i've seen it in pieces, yeah, now that i see it, yeah

(ivan) you guys made this? (ethan) yeah, yeah (ivan) ohh yeah i've seen this, yeah (khaled) and the music on it is amazin', very inspirin' (ethan) so this is when it gets, this is when it gets nutty (khaled in the video) now, you know how passionate i am about mcdonalds (khaled) man you got an old clip (ethan) i love that clip (khaled) it's almost been 9 years

(ethan) we did research! i'm telling you (khaled) that's old (ethan in video) many scholars believe mcdonalds to be the source of khalidius' powers it appears to give him great energy, and indeed his beautiful pear shaped fupa. (khaled in video) jewellery (ethan in video) but as the condition worsened he lost the ability to speak. (khaled) y'all crazy, y'all crazy (ethan) your footage dude

(khaled in video) (nonsense) (ethan in video) here we stand, at one of the most infamous khalidius spottings of all time. (khaled) y'all really do this all day?.. it's crazy. that's a lot of work, man! (ethan) yeah yeah, i'll tell you, man this is no joke, this is like red velvet cake for us (ethan in video) look at this picture of bigfoot.. now watch as i overlay a picture of khalidius the resemblance is uncanny.

(khaled) y'all crazy man (ethan in video) people would swear you could hear khalidius voice echo through the trees on a windy night (ethan in video) heres the leaked footage, of khaled trying to escape in his trademark shopping cart (khaled) y'all crazy man! how y'all think of this stuff? (ethan in video) god, give you grace, fupish maximus god give you grace, you beautiful fupa lord the search will never stop, i will always search for you, khaled ilove you (khaled) man, y'all crazy..man

(ethan) dude, the search is over, the search for khaled (khaled) y'all obviously made it you know what's crazy, it's been a mission to get with khaled, meet me, and y'all put this documentary, this documentary's like.. (ethan) it's been a mission (khaled) i like the- i like the- how long was the documentary, (ethan) it was about 6 minutes (khaled) i love the first, uh, 3 to 4 minutes. (ethan) first 3 to 4, then it got weird

(khaled) then you like, remixed it, you did your own thing (ethan) we took it on a different path (khaled) yeah, you took another path, but i like it one day- one day, maybe i'll get you to do my documentary for real (khaled) you know what i'm sayin', you never know i might give you some real classic footage nice meeting y'all (ethan) thank you so much, it was a great big pleasure (hila) it was really..

(ethan) alright so i guess, we'll get out of here (hila) yeah (ethan) the search is finally over after all these years it's finally over we can finally rest and say we've done it we fucking, found, homogeneous khalidius in his natural habitat, i mean what a rush i'm gonna cry, turn it off, hila.i'm gonna cry.

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